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ryanrossabuse:

me: i have all these ideas i should write

me: *doesn’t write*

lilrnama:

and they say romance is dead

bitch-is-morbid:

DONT SKIP THIS

rydenarmani:

my hobbies

• switching between the same three apps for hours
• not speaking to anyone for days at a time
• listening to the same songs i have been listening to for 20 years
• imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist

yukulele:

infj-mbti:

ISTJ: A type that is extremely difficult to get upset and even more difficult to show it. If they are mad, they will tend to make snarky comments and show their anger passively or may approach the person directly and pragmatically. While they can move on and forgive, the ISTJ will never forget when someone has wronged them and will hold grudges. What can set them off: stress, disrespecting hierarchy (especially if they feel like you owe them respect you’re not giving them)

ISFJ: This type tends to bottle up their frustration, especially when it is aimed towards those they care about. They might let out their anger slowly, in light hearted but frustrated comments that get their point across without burning bridges. What can set them off: feeling like they’re not acknowledged, hurting someone they are close to

INFJ: Hard to get angry, since they are very loyal and committed to maintaining harmony. However, once they are, beware. INFJ’s will use their astute social perception to bring up each and every one of your flaws, weaknesses, and vulnerabilities and use them to systemically, psychologically bring you down. What can set them off: when you hurt them emotionally (they’re very patient up until their breaking point), insulting a deeply held belief.

INTJ: INTJ’s are easy to annoy; if you ask them, they’ll probably tell you all about how so and so is being extremely stupid. They tend to either hide these sentiments, express them through passive aggressiveness, or only tell those closest to them. When they are really mad, they either explode with rage or channel their anger into an icy cold fury. Terrifying. What can set them off: inefficiency, flaking on plans

ISTP: This type is more apt to express their anger externally than other introverts; cursing, insulting the other person, or expressing their emotions physically (ex: fighting, punching something) are all common. However, an ISTP that has learned self control may not exhibit these tendencies readily. What can set them off: people trying to annoy/upset them, lack of time alone

ISFP: The ISFP internalizes their emotions, and anger is no exception. If they are angry, they will generally only show it by body language, becoming distant, pouting, or other nonverbal cues. Immature ISFP’s (once in a blue moon a mature ISFP may do this around those they now well) may have bouts of anger where they throw fits. What can set them off: other people stepping on their emotions (hurting them or others), limiting their freedom

INFP: INFP’s will not want to upset those around them, so they will generally keep their feelings to themselves, showing only small signs of passive aggressiveness. However, they are likely to blow up once in a while (say, a year or so) releasing their pent up anger. However, this is an extremely rare occurrence. What can set them off: injustice, hypocrisy

INTP: This type will first try to control their emotions, either by using rational thinking to calm themselves down or retreating into isolation for awhile. If these methods do not work (or the INTP is forced to remain around lots of people while they are upset) the INTP may use sharp insults to hurt the other person. What can set them off: persistently bugging them about something, inefficiency

ESTP: This type tends to show what they feel in the moment, rather than processing things internally or wondering how others react. ESTP’s like to get out their anger physically, either by fighting or (in a more healthy way) working out. If not, they will be critical and mean towards others to express their emotions. On the good side, this type doesn’t tend to hold grudges, letting go of their anger as soon as they have let it out. What can set them off: boredom, being confined

ESFP: They generally express their emotions as well, although they may hesitate if they are in a fun environment and want to remain easygoing and pleasant to be around. If they do decide to show their anger it will be overwhelming. Coming off as rather dramatic, the ESFP may cry, yell, or throw a fit, although they will get over it quickly. What can set them off: being controlled/having their freedom to have fun taken away, criticism

ENFP: Determined to maintain harmony in their relationships with others, ENFP’s are prone to avoid conflict. Therefore, they internalize their feelings for the most part. If someone has hurt an ENFP past their breaking point, (depending on how much they value the friendship) they may simply drop the relationship or they may blow up and later apologize to the person. What can set them off: criticism, someone trying to control them

ENTP: When they are annoyed or angry, they will usually display it in the form of calculated, witty insults that they will hurl at the other person. They can get annoyed very easily, and tend to show this. Even if they are happy and are good friends with someone, they may still say jokes and comments that are perceived as mean by more sensitive people. However, the ENTP’s deliberate insults will be few and far between. Once they have made their point, they will move on. What can set them off: close-minded/illogical thought, ignorance

ESTJ: ESTJ’s are known for perhaps having the hottest temper out of all Myers Briggs Types. Their need for efficiency, assertive way of communication, and policy of honesty manifest themselves when an ESTJ is mad. Rather than intending to hurt the other person, they will bluntly state whatever is making them upset (although it may come off as a yell if the ESTJ is worked up enough). If the issue is fixed, the ESTJ will move on without holding a grudge. What can set them off: mainly little details being out of place, carelessness

ESFJ: The ESFJ is fairly good at expressing their negative feelings towards others; even though they value harmony and deeply care about those around them, they may actually come off as blunt or overly critical. Despite this desire to fix issues pragmatically and move on, the ESFJ will hold grudges for very long periods of time if they have been seriously hurt by the other person. What can set them off: not appreciating them, upsetting one of their deeply held values

ENFJ: The ENFJ is difficult to get to show their anger, since it is important to them that they maintain their wide array of friendships. At first, if the ENFJ is angry, they may resemble introverts, become extremely quiet and seeking out a good friend to talk things over with. However, if this doesn’t dissipate their anger, the ENFJ can explode with rage, either criticizing those around them harshly or reacting physically (though they are more likely to punch a wall than another person). What can set them off: when they are taken advantage of/not appreciated, injustice

ENTJ: The ENTJ won’t let feelings of anger influence them if they see it as an unnecessary, irrational emotion in the way of their goals. However, if they do show their anger, it will be in a cold, calculated, concise statement of icy fury. They only need a few calm words to bring down their opponent. What can set them off: others trying to undermine them, inefficiency

ahahah that intj life

falloutuniverse:

vulpesatomicus:

<3

basiacat:

when ur thirsty for fic but you have quite fucking literally read every single quality fanfiction for the pairing

aweedprincess:

the-rip-current:

I’m pissed off. I’m pissed that amazing people are suicidal. I’m pissed that kids get cancer. I’m pissed that poor people can’t afford college. I’m pissed that soulmates don’t end up together. I’m pissed that people lie. I’m pissed that no one cares about the earth. I’m pissed that people are fake as fuck. I’m mad because this world is so fucked up and there’s nothing I can do about it.

No seriously. Fuck this.

bronweathanharthad:

Shoutout to everyone who is suffering from abusive family members.

Shoutout to everyone who is struggling to make ends meet.

Shoutout to everyone who is forced to work on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

Shoutout to disabled and mentally ill people who are just trying to make it through the holidays.

Shoutout to everyone who is struggling at this time of year. You are all important, and you all deserve to be loved.

tahtherednosedtrickster:

just-dazed:

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

Everyone thinks programmers are so smart but really we’re all just a bunch of crazy duck worshipers.

but on the flip side rubber duck debugging is actually super helpful! any first-time programmer can tell you that you usually figure out where a program is messing up while you’re trying to explain to somebody how it’s meant to work vs what the program is doing—the duck (or whatever inanimate object you’re explaining it to) cuts out the middleman so you don’t have to get other people involved :V

mr-karkat-vantass:

shoutout to everyone who will be misgendered this christmas and cant say anything About it, i love you all so much, say safe. merry christmas to all of you.

theomeganerd:

Half Life

by Jamie Heuze